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		</image><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear Father Hubert, We realize that you cannot write at this time; but want to let you know we are thinking about you.
Rumor is this: Clivus Multrum is renting a bus so we can all visit you. He has been missing for so long, perhaps he is assembling a bus. Hopefully, he did not buy another one of those cheap kits!  ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>28 Aug 08 21:06:33 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pork Chop]]></title><description><![CDATA[Haight Ashbury?! What did Ashbury ever do to you?

Hipster Doofus, you would happen to have any relations to Ron Caldwell, would you?! Just curious.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>28 Aug 08 20:57:18 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Haight Ashbury]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sandals, man, sandals or nothin']]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>28 Aug 08 17:01:21 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hipster Doofus]]></title><description><![CDATA[On a personal note: I used to haunt the Zen Center of San Francisco; frequent the International Society of Krishna Consciousness veggie feast at Mission Beach, San Diego most Sundays; and been baptized in 3 different &quot;Christian&quot; denominations as well as Catholic: and for all that, I still find myself at a loss to explain my choices in footwear.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>28 Aug 08 16:27:13 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hipster Doofus]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;See you, in September...&quot;

As a bonified Erisian Pope as well as an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church out of Modesto, California I can vouch for the fact that I am bonified Erisian Pope as well as an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church out of Modesto, California. Sorry, I do not validate parking.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>28 Aug 08 16:18:47 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bishop, maybe the rest of us should go instead, or also. Please say Hello, and &quot;September is Soon&quot;, thankfully... ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>26 Aug 08 19:56:00 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bishop Les Funne]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hubert will be entering the monastery again for yet another rehabilitation session.  He asked me to say &quot;See you in September&quot;, whatever that means.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>26 Aug 08 19:23:22 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yea, Teddy Kennedy!!! would the media just shut up!

Father Hubert, You have never fallen apart. Hugs from drama mama!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>26 Aug 08 03:26:20 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good idea Pork Chop. It just seems that Father has been too 'good' for too long. He's falling apart again. He's ready to write a song for MoTown. He's ready for a neck massage while reading to me. And, obviously, he is ready for a night with Sister Honeydrip Cutie. &quot;See&quot; schmee!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>26 Aug 08 02:19:44 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pork Chop]]></title><description><![CDATA[Father, perhaps getting rid of the &quot;father&quot; and &quot;sister&quot; references would be a good thing too...? Otherwise I think the church might end up with one of those family trees that doesn't fork...]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>25 Aug 08 16:50:38 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sister Honeydrip]]></title><description><![CDATA[Would that Father Hubert guy post a picture of himself wearing worn jeans and a tight black sweater.Yum! ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>25 Aug 08 16:45:36 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Father Hubert]]></title><description><![CDATA[I've always been intrigued that nuns take new names when the take their vows.  Often men's names no less (Sister Mary Joseph, etc.)  I'd really like to see one called Sister Honeydrip Cutie.  Sigh!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>25 Aug 08 15:49:34 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ken Brown]]></title><description><![CDATA[Thank you Doofus for standing up (although you remain safely hidden behind the internet screen).  There are literally tens of thousands of people with the same name as mine in the US, Ireland, England, and most of the former British Colonies who are of every color and ethnicity imaginable, so why it should &quot;sound like&quot; anything specific to you is beyond me.  Actually my affiliation with academia came about by chance a long time ago and was maintained only to pay the rent (moving and shaking was never my forte), and I am the furthest thing from a paragon of the marketplace imaginable.  Funny stuff!  ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>25 Aug 08 05:04:38 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hipster Doofus]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am not a Hipster Doofus but I play one on the internets. 
I have often wondered what my name might be. I can't say I like the &quot;taste&quot; of it being 'Ken Brown': sounds like some maker and shaker in academia or some paragon of the marketplace. Lofty heights for the likes of me. Now give me a moniker like Orlac Penerish and then we can talk turkey. That is turkey not Turkish. (gobble-gobble gobble Gobble!) ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>25 Aug 08 00:57:48 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pork Chop]]></title><description><![CDATA[Don't you know that Pork Chop is my real, legal name!? OK, OK, Porkjamin Sylvester Chop...]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>24 Aug 08 14:04:57 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ken Brown]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have received an e mail that IDs me as Doofus.  LOL. As the real Doofus knows, I am not.  Very funny since I am the only one on here who uses his real name.  &quot;Would the real Doofus stand up, please.&quot;  Isn't that line from an old TV show?  Was it &quot;What's My Line?&quot;      ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>24 Aug 08 05:09:52 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hipster Doofus]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well PS, you might have a point there, but I think what really sunk that ticket was having Bill in the wings. Obama, ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>23 Aug 08 23:13:49 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS]]></title><description><![CDATA[DJ, don't come here to live, please! But if you do, bring some old white pastries and Austrian beer. (It's &quot;only words&quot;, otherwise...You get a free pass if you name the singer.)BTW: when you arrive, Coming to America will be played...who did that one?
Live up to title: White Boy!  ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>23 Aug 08 21:33:43 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Punk DJ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lets hear it for old white guys, they STILL have the power to change the course of an election. And, I can't help it - he knew what was coming, thats why he dropped out early - you could say he was just Biden his time!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>23 Aug 08 20:37:35 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Does anyone agree that a first Black and a first woman (Hillary as V.P.), would have been too much to win the election? ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>23 Aug 08 19:39:21 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yea!!! It's Joe Biden!!! trouble is, he's into foreign affairs. Can't he keep it home like the rest?...]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>23 Aug 08 18:23:26 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hipster Doofus]]></title><description><![CDATA[More like the squish of a pressed ham with the clap.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>23 Aug 08 16:22:44 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Porky Pig]]></title><description><![CDATA[That's just like me, the sound of one ham clapping.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>22 Aug 08 20:13:24 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hipster Doofus]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have nothing to say and I am saying it!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>22 Aug 08 16:29:28 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pere 'Ubert]]></title><description><![CDATA[Main Oui!  Le bugs sont mort!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>22 Aug 08 14:37:31 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Good God DJ: if you will shut up, I will. Send beer!!! ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>22 Aug 08 07:34:36 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear Father Hubert, I miss our night of passion at the Chelsea Hotel. To think it was just two months ago to the day. Yes, the passion was to kill every bug in site. Have you re-checked the lobby? ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>22 Aug 08 07:30:08 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Punk DJ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Peut-etre ma francaise est merde, mais je suis pas francais et cest tres bien.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>22 Aug 08 06:35:48 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[ferme le bouche, Ken.  Le DJ? Nothin left to do but go along with him... doesn't oeuf mean eye or egg?     
 
]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>22 Aug 08 02:52:15 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jean]]></title><description><![CDATA[Is NOT!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>21 Aug 08 22:02:52 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ken Brown ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Je pense que vouz detestez La France parceque votre epellation francais est atroce, alors!  ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>21 Aug 08 21:05:54 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Punk DJ]]></title><description><![CDATA[C'est pas possible! Mais, ils connez s'est vrai, qui je dit. Et maintenant, ils peux feuck oeuf.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>21 Aug 08 15:08:52 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ken Brown]]></title><description><![CDATA[Punk DJ:  I'm sure that the French are very distressed by your opinion.  LOL]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>21 Aug 08 07:17:04 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Punk DJ]]></title><description><![CDATA[There is a very simple reason to dislike the French government - it consists of french people. That is, incidentally, also why I dislike France.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>21 Aug 08 06:15:03 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pork Chop]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nevermind all of that, here's the important news: Sasquatch discovered! http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93639575

Don't people have anything better to do with their time-- perhaps rename food after political opinions or something?]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>20 Aug 08 15:06:03 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pork Chop]]></title><description><![CDATA[I personally think that there's plenty of reason to dislike the French government-- I can't believe they renamed hamburgers la libert&eacute; burgers. It's a disgrace.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>20 Aug 08 14:59:10 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pierre]]></title><description><![CDATA[Zee government, I love it madly.  Eeespecially now zat ve 'ave a bon bon for zee first lady, no?  Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose, n'est-ce pas?  Vive la bon bon!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>20 Aug 08 14:49:46 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[Seriously, Is there a good reason for some to not like the French government since Bush and his plans? I don't get it. Maybe the subject is too sensitive...if so, forget it all.  ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>20 Aug 08 06:34:31 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[The love, the support, the weapons; when logic was her weapon, she found that Bazooka was not just gum.
 
W: The only oil we have is found in Buffalo wings. And, news to you: we are part of the U.S. like that would matter.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>20 Aug 08 03:59:25 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[W]]></title><description><![CDATA[I know they have weapons of mass destruction up there and that is why I have asked General Petraeus to prepare an invasion plan ... I mean peace incursion ... into the Buffalo NY area.  We must stay the course, of course, staying on course becourse ... oh hell, let's just go in there and kick ass!]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>18 Aug 08 22:04:59 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pork Chop]]></title><description><![CDATA[PS Art, might I suggest getting yourself a catapult instead-- one large enough to fling Bearded Fascist over the trees?]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>18 Aug 08 21:13:01 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Punk DJ]]></title><description><![CDATA[That is because he is an expert. However, to stop him showing off with his expertise, allow me to be the first to be pedantic:

Its an ICBM, Mr. Doofus. That stands for Inter Continental Ballistic Missile. So there.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>18 Aug 08 19:11:44 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hipster Doofus]]></title><description><![CDATA[Still haven't seen it but you can find info about it at Links:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246894/


bazookas are loud too. they will in turn reply with a howitzer. where do you go from there? ICMB? can the bearded fascist cough one of those up for you cheap? think about this, where are they going to get their howitzer in the first place? none other than from the bearded fascist himself. only winner in this whole sordid affair will be bearded fascist.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>18 Aug 08 17:15:23 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bearded Fascist]]></title><description><![CDATA[I can provide you with a Bazooka at a very reasonable price. No, really.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>18 Aug 08 14:29:25 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wild Bill]]></title><description><![CDATA[A bazooka would be cheaper and definitely more effective.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>18 Aug 08 13:49:54 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[Latest idea is this: get on a high platform in the backyard with a speaker and yell over the trees: &quot;Could we have quiet time for 10 minutes? Cars, motorcycles, children's motorized vehicles, swings that squeak, rap music, Please come to a halt.&quot; Next pressure could be: &quot;we were here first you monsters!&quot; 
Other suggestions most welcome!
 (Just when it was time to ask Popsicle for a new question) Hi Father Hubert, We have been thinking more, as you can see:)]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>18 Aug 08 05:42:22 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS Art]]></title><description><![CDATA[Where are the party people, It's Friday here. Come on over...]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>15 Aug 08 21:46:50 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Maxi]]></title><description><![CDATA[Snow plow - add $85.73 plus shipping &amp; handling.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>15 Aug 08 14:28:30 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PS]]></title><description><![CDATA[Well Maxi, Figuring thruway tolls, tours along the way, and fine dining, this is a hard decision. And, who would be paying for what. This has become so confusin' you will need a snow plow by the time everything is set.    ]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>15 Aug 08 03:30:47 UTC</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Popsicle]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hipster - didn't know there was a remake.  Who is in it?  If you watch it, please write and tell what you thought of it.  Thanks.]]></description><link>http://www.deliciousdemon.com/bbs</link><pubDate>14 Aug 08 14:27:19 UTC</pubDate></item></channel></rss>