The aging Julia Child no longer wished to play in the kitchen, but rather
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Posted on: August 11, 2006
to meditate in order to find her inner child which would
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Posted on: August 14, 2006
finally slap some sense into her. "Om," said Julia as she meditated on a Mediterranean olive loaf.
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Posted on: August 14, 2006
She was peaceful as a pickle until her serenity was disturbed, as if by an electric mixer mixing her
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Posted on: August 24, 2006
emotions to the consistency of a fine relish, making her feel somewhat dill. She knew, however that
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Posted on: August 25, 2006
since she was deceased, many of the laws of life no-longer applied.
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Posted on: August 27, 2006
So she climbed into the deep-freeze with her old friend Mr. Frozen Chicken.
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"Mr. Frozen Chicken, I believe that Miss Trout here has something to say to you," said Julia.
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"No, no... it's not important," said the passive-agressive trout.
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Posted on: September 2, 2006
"what is important," he continued, "is that you thaw out the
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Posted on: September 2, 2006
North Pole and use the resultant water to poach the eggs." Julia nodded sagely at this advice, but
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Posted on: September 12, 2006
secretly she intended to use gin. Julia was an alcoholic, and Mr. Chicken's cures had failed, such as
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Posted on: September 14, 2006
piling small stones on top of Dolly's chest which had
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Posted on: September 21, 2006
been warmed and now soothed her aching muscles. "Ahhh," said Dolly, "I feel like singin'..."
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Mr. Frozen Chicken looked on in disapproval. "Don't sing," he ordered, and Dolly, reluctantly,
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Posted on: September 26, 2006
threw her padded bra into the fire, causing
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Posted on: September 27, 2006
deadly fumes which still hang over Newark, NJ. It was things like this that made Miss trout glad that
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Posted on: September 29, 2006
she never drank the tap water all those years she lived in NJ. Unfortunately, however, she did drink
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Posted on: October 4, 2006
the cooking sherry and had to ask Jacques Pepin to prop her up at the counter.
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All was going well until Dolly's bra strap exploded causing
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Posted on: October 4, 2006
every dog within 100 meters to go deaf, except for one lucky poodle who was wearing earplugs. However
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Posted on: October 6, 2006
he was not that lucky, as he could not seem to get the earplugs out.
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"Right, that does it", he muttered to himself, reaching into his backpack for his laser pistol
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Posted on: October 7, 2006
which had turned into a chipolata sausage. Nonetheless, he tried to pull its trigger, but it simply
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Posted on: October 16, 2006
vanished into thin air, for alas the land of the dead has no use for weapons or tasty snacks.
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Posted on: October 19, 2006
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The afterlife of master chef Julia Child is chronicled in this tasty, yet lethal story of woe. Was she in Hell, or New Jersey? You be the judge.
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