There was a Chinese boy who, apart from being cute and warm-hearted inside, kept making fun of people
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whose faces resembled a rhinocerous' butt. "Ha ha!" he would taunt, "you have a face like a rhino
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". He said that to himself but he knew ladies liked his big white teeth and good body.
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He dreamed of doing great things and having Don Knotts playing him in the movie.
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Posted on: September 4, 2007
There was only one problem: he couldn't manage to co-operate with people because he was so mean!
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This was due to the fact that he had no name, a cruel joke played upon him by his parents.
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But even they weren't laughing. "Wow, I glad we didn't also play no face joke too", said his mother.
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"Speak English all ready!" snapped the Chinese Boy, who knew full well that his parents were Britons.
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"Veddy well then. Your name is 'About'," said the Chinese Boy's mother.
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He savored his new name, About. 'President About', 'General About", 'Wing Leader About', he imagined
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Lucy Liu whispering "I love you About", 'Not batting for the World Champion New York Yankees, About',
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'You're needed quickly in the ER Dr. About', etc. Suddenly the imaginary screech of the needle being
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haphazardly pulled off the record and he suddenly saw a houseworn Margeret Cho shouting "About, take
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out the garbage and deliver that kung pao over to IBM, and don't mix them up again!" Oh well, at least
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he had a name at last. That night About left his parent's home to make something of his new name.
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But much as he hammered and sawed and pulled at it, he could not make much of it.
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So he started pushing and thrusting till he started screaming.
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"A scream is shrillness Being", said a meditating Don Knotts behind About.
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Posted on: September 11, 2007
The Don Knotts appeared to be floating several inches off the floor in a lotus position.
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About prostated himself at the feet of the Sage. "Tell me more Master."
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"Reputation sometimes carries you while other timer carry it", said Don.
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"Other timer?" said the boy. "What is the other timer? And what does it time?"
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"You ask a lot of questions for a snot nosed kid who didn't have a name until yesterday" said Don.
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"My new name has given me renewed abnoxiousness, " said About with the zest of mischeif in his eyes
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Mischief was his new Tibetan girlfriend.
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"O great Don Knotts," About asked, "would you please perform a wedding for Mischeif and me?"
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Don Knotts withered face bent into a grin. "Of course I'll marry you kids," he said. "Do you, About,
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take Mischief as your wife and me as your husband" "I do" answered About. Don fought back a tear.
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"And do you Mischief, take About and myself as your husbands?" "I guess" answered Mischief.
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The Chinese boy watched with water-lily eyes.
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"And I Don, take thee About and thee Mischief as my husband and wife. We may now kiss the bride."
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Mischeif, of course, ducked and Don and About kissed eachother. "Ha ha!, I didn't consummate!" howled
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Mischief. "But we did" answered Don and About, both now flaccid.
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"Oh, you're no fun anymore!" complained Mischeif and filed for divorce from the two of them.
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However, the court denied her frivolous filing and told her she had 3 weeks to find a 3rd husband or
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she would forfeit the first two. Mischeif dashed out to the nearest singles' bar, desperate to hold
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on to her farce of a marriage. The nearest singles bar was really a sailor's dive full of salty tars
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and sweet nicotinia.
"I like this pace. It's homey," said Mischeif.
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"Shipboard life is so hectic", explained Old Salty, "that we try to slow things down once we hit land."
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"Land ho!" called the bo'sun.
"Who you callin' a 'ho'?" squawked Mischeif.
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"Land ho is his pet sea cow", interjected the coxswain.
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"Who you callin' a cow?" said Land ho, flapping her flippers indignantly.
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"Your mother shouldn't have taken Thalidomide," said About, rather stupidly.
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"Oh, Husband #2, I didn't know you were here" said a nervous Mischief. "Where's #1?"
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"He went to Santa Cruz to get a job as an apartment building manager. He'll send for us as soon as he
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loses his mind," said Old Salty.
"That shouldn't take long," murmured Mischeif.
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"Oh no, he's changed a lot since you tried to divorce us", said About sadly.
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Posted on: October 5, 2007
"What about you About, have you changed?"
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Posted on: October 12, 2007
"Damn you Mischief, not everything is about you" screamed About from behind the barricades.
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"Everything not about me must remain behind the barricades!" warned Mischeif.
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"Tarnation! With an attitude like that you're just begging for some trouble Mischief" said About.
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"But how can I be in trouble now that we're married?" asked Mischeif.
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"You don't know much about marriage, do you?" Old Salty remarked.
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"I meant that I'm pregnant, but since I have two husbands, the baby will be twice as legitimate as anyone else on Earth!" said Mischeif, very satisfied with her logic.
The sea-cow rolled it's eyes.
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Posted on: October 25, 2007
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